George Michael has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.
If you don't stop making fun of "George Michael" he's going to start cutting himself!
George Michael, when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad! Keep your hands where we can see them!
George Michael is a British professional fancy lad and occasional singer. His most famous album is called "Faith" but it has a song on it titled "I Want Your Sex". This is an indication that he is trying to pray the gay away, and will soon be joining Sarah Palin's megachurch as bathroom attendant.