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Sort of like an army of George Clooneys.
George Clooney is the poster boy for radical left-wing Hollywood elitists. He is part of the Axis of Bad Georges. Recently, Fabio kicked George's ass while at a restaurant after George came in and attempted to perform abortions on all the women and give gay marriages to all the men.
He also believes everyone should worship him based on his performance in The Peacemaker. He uses the word worship because no one has ever seen the movie and should take it on faith that he was good in it.
Also, he is addicted to plastic surgery. He has had his eyes done and his balls ironed.
Watches 2 girls 1 cup at least once a day.
George Clooney is not hot. (Did you ever see him when he was in The Facts of Life?)
The Only Living Commie Celebrity From KentuckyEdit
You would think that Kentucky had her Red State approved commie-border installed safely, but those hillbillies were too busy checking to make sure their new-fangled dentures were installed let one get out, and he happened to be a Celebrity Commie.
He is also a disgrace to the name George. No other person with the name George hates America. He needs to become entangled in a Drug-Fueled Sex Crime, apologize and then slink off the national stage in shame.
The Crisis In DarfurEdit
Now that Clooney has decided that the United States government should do something about Darfur, we should probably not do anything about Darfur. We do not need some Hollywood liberal elite telling us what genocide we should stop.
He was fraudulently elected People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2007, stealing the title from Matthew McConaughey. This makes him a (non-consecutive) two-time holder of the title.
Death on his mindEdit
He once shamelessly tried to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was suffering from pneumonia at the time, by blasphemously dressing up as Batman and using a gay form of Martial Arts on the defenseless Austrian. The incident was captured in the greatly respected German documentary Der Hiebmann und der Robin.
George Clooney is scheduled to square off with Stephen Colbert in a Hyperbole-Off.
George Clooney likes to skinny dip in Italy after a long day of work, he usually invites other celebrities to get naked with him and soak their tired bodies while their skin glistens under the light of the Italian moon. He has invited all known celebrities, except Stephen Colbert. Apparently Clooney would rather invite Charlie Rose than Colbert; but we all know he is just teasing, because Clooney is a well known punditchaser.
I'm not a legislator and I'm not a politician.
I just try to use the credit card that you get for being famous
in the right instances whenever you can.
George, we gave you that credit card for very limited uses: cars, bitches and Cristal. If you do not understand, please watch HBO's Entourage.
Our motto is, Less is nothing.
Time Magazine, May 30, 2007