George Allen agrees with Rush,
Muslims are not American!
George Allen
est trop Français
veuillez l'éditer pour le rendre plus vrai dans les tripes
George Allen
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Despite what you may have heard
George Allen
Is totally not racist!

Don't Follow Me Around With A Camera, I'm a Proud Jesus Loving Compassionate Conservative. Amen. The South shall - not will - rise again you Bible-hating Liberals and Cindy Sheehan.

Like Stephen Colbert, George Allen (nee George Macacawitz) has a deep affection for the ethnics. Born in Whittier, California, he became a Republican United States Senator from the great state of Virginia. He was running for re-election in 2006 and was often mentioned as a possible Republican Presidential candidate for the 2008 election.

Until he became involved in a number of "controversies", most prominently his use of the word "macaca".

George Allen shows his love for ethnics.

George Allen is a compassionate conservative, but if you make him mad (e.g., by being a Democrat with a camera who follows his campaign) he will put you in your place, especially if you aren't the same skin color he is. A darker complexion Democrat was called a macaca. No one gives him credit for knowing French That's not to say he claims to know French, have French blood, have Jewish blood, or have any North African blood.

What Exactly is a Macaca, You Ask?Edit


"Did Senator George Allen plagiarize another senator’s amendment, or is that story just bullmacaca?" - Stephen Colbert, 9/11/2006, The Colbert Report

Wordonista DefinitionsEdit

Courtesy of Urbandictionary:


Allen with his minicaca friend during an ethnics rally.

Courtesy of Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

  • Macaca (noun)
    A genus of Old World monkeys including the rhesus monkey (M. mulatta) and other macaques

Courtesy of WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

  • Macaca (noun)
    A macaques; rhesus monkeys

I think you pretty much get it, especially if you are an It-getter.

Things Senator George Allen Likes Doing When He's Not At WorkEdit

By Christ! George Allen Is Not A Jew, he is JEW-ish!Edit

George Allen
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

Former Senator Allen is not Jewish! Although people might be lead to think this of him, it is untrue. You might ask yourself; Jewish? Who woulda thunk it? It's those facty reporters that's who, trying to discredit Senator Allen by casting Jewy aspersions upon his good Republican name.

In 2007, Allen worked for the Fred Thompson campaign in a position of Leadership. That's the spirit George, you're a fighter!

McCain and Allen BFFEdit

George Allen at CPAC.
Allen and McCain sitting in a Tree.

See AlsoEdit

External SourcesEdit

I am George Allen and my lawyer swears I'm not a
George Allen
was a United States Senator
for the state of Virginia, but has since "retired".

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