Geoffrey Canada
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

December 8, 2008 NailingEdit


  • wants to help underprivileged kids go to college, if they major in english, they'll be underprivileged adults
  • CEO of Harlem Children's Zone
    • like Gymboree
  • will end generational poverty
    • something parents give to their children
  • it is critical for America to be number one
  • number one in locking up children and murdering our children
  • The Harlem Zone
    • Baby College
      • make sure poor parents know about brain development as wealthy parents do
  • motto: Whatever it takes
    • not different than by any means necessary
  • will not accept failure
  • will level the playing field
    • spreading the wealth
  • when my children do better, your children will do better
  • over 10,000 kids in the program
  • Obama wants to start similar programs around the country
  • was on Oprah's show
    • children learned about Lehman Brothers
      • economic crisis could be blamed on poor, black children
  • $350 billion for schools would have been a better investment

July 20, 2009 NailingEdit


  • he is a tall, thin black man that people surfing channels might mistake for Obama an tune in
  • Obama's speech to the NAACP was a speech for all Americans
    • not just black or white Americans
  • categories are handy
  • whites had to give up discrimination
    • you're welcome
  • Stephen is being discriminated against
  • couldn't find a place where white men are institutionally discriminated against
  • Obama was trying to make it clear that he was holding all Americans accountable

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