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is a Recognized Queendom by the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids shouldn't Know.
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
The Queendom of Gaysreal
Capitol: Boston
Official Flower: Gayflower (not to be confused with the ship)
Official Language: Queen's English
Official Bird: Woodpecker
Motto: "Come for the queer, stay for the beer!"
Common Name: Taxachusetts, sometimes "Massachusetts"
Official Anthem: Anything by 5 For Fighting
Population: 5 million (but decreasing, as homosexuals cannot reproduce)
Principal imports: Homosexuals, communists
Principal exports: Homosexuality, communism
Fun Fact Gaysrealis have mangaed to "Homoize" even the straightest of things, like Catholicism and interior decorating.

Gaysreal, (see also Taxachusetts), is a tiny area near the northeast of the United States of America. As its name suggests, it is a very gay region. It is the only place in America where homosexuals can actually marry (and call it that!). Much like Israel is to the Jews, Gaysreal will hopefully be a haven where all can gather and practice their sick customs, while at the same time plotting to smother the rest of the free world with their perverse culture (the gays, that is).

Currently this mass return to "homoZion" has not occured on a biblical scale, but Stephen Colbert, and therefore all intelligent experts, agree that it will. The Gayza Strip remains a dangerous place for homo- and heterosexuals alike, and all are hoping for a speedy, bi-sexual resolution to the conflict.

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