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Gay Rights
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Report to the closest authorized de-gayification church near you to begin ungayification immediately.

Gay rights are "special rights" founded on the God-contradicting idea that gay people should be treated as human beings. Foortunately, this idea is accepted only by Arizona and Ted Kennedy. It involves killing kittens and turning babies gay.

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Gay discrimination

Gay Rights
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

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