This is a Myth!!!...
...but, lets say. Now, I am not saying that Gay Republicans are real! I am just "suggesting" IF they were real, then what would typically do and look like.
IF Gay Republicans did exist (which they dont) then it is important to understand and explain what a Gay Republican is for future generations to study this mythical creature and hunt it to extinction.
The Myth (?), Typical Life of a Gay RepublicanEdit
Republicans can commit any sin they want, as long as they pray, read their Bible, and hurt themselves afterward.
For example, gay sex and masturbation followed by a solid three hours of praying/Bible reading, then a nice session of self-inflicted pain. Emo!!!
Tithing doesn't hurt either.
External Gay TubesEdit