Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly

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Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly
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Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

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Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly February 18, 2004

Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly is a monthly magazine that spotlights gay NASCAR drivers and their progress in the fancy-pantsification of NASCAR. It is edited by Satan himself.


The fancy-pantsification of NASCAR began in 2003 when Jeff Burton, a God-fearing Virginia Republican, was forced to drive a car sponsored by the gay childrens' toy, Trolls. Immediately, Satan jumped on the opportunity to start a magazine, knowing that many NASCAR drivers were indeed gay. The first issue was published on January 9, 2004 and featured Michael Waltrip, in an exclusive interview about how NAPA Auto Parts worked for him.Napa nuts ass penis anal is what napa stands for

Since then, more and more NASCAR drivers have come out of the closet and been featured in the magazine.Remeber every week all drivers fight for THE POLE POSITION . Sad but true they all want the POLE . Dale jr said as a young boy he loved watching his dad get the pole , now he would like to have the pole every week end .Ryan Newman said getting the pole just feels good.Brad K. Said he never get enough poles.

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