Gay And Secular Fascism

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Gay And Secular Fascism (GSF) is a new threat on America discovered by Newt Gingrich that he revealed to America when he appeared on Bill O'Reilly's program, "Die You Liberal Scum."

Understanding The ConceptEdit

What Is Gay?Edit

See main article gay

Gayness is the most stinging slap in The Baby Jesus' face. Nothing is more insulting, there are no bigger abominations and no sin can achieve the sheer level of gaiety than teh gay.

To be gay, to think of gay to dance like a gay is to taunt the wrath of God Himself.

Gayness alone is enough to anger God into a rage so intense it would cause The Lord To Act.

What Is Secular?Edit

See main article secular

Secular is bad, but not as bad as gay. Secular is merely the denial of Our Lord in the public sphere.

Ha! Silly liberals, you can't remove God from the public eye just because you say so! God is everywhere, whether you like it or not! This is why secularism isn't as bad as gayarism.

What Is Fascism?Edit

See main article fascism

Fascism is just politics. No one is really offended by it; everyone understands that to make an omelet, you have to slaughter some pre-hatched chickens.

But, it is a sin to presume to be an omnipotent leader, especially if you're going to do it in a liberal] way. God does not condone the end (liberalism), even when the means (fascism) is Heaven-sent.

What The Terrifying Love Child Of These Three Would Look LikeEdit

How The GSF Threatens America?Edit

Mr. Gingrich spelled out every way the GSF threatens America during his appearance on Papa Bear's wildly popular cable news program.

"Look, I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment. I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion. And I think if you believe in historic Christianity, you have to confront the fact. And, frank -- for that matter, if you believe in the historic version of Islam or the historic version of Judaism, you have to confront the reality that these secular extremists are determined to impose on you acceptance of a series of values that are antithetical, they're the opposite, of what you're taught in Sunday school.[1]

Mr. Gingrich's analysis points out several direct threats:

  1. use of violence
  2. use of harassment

And, he also was able to see who would be under attack by the GSF:

  1. traditional religion
  2. historic Christianity
  3. Sunday School

What Real Americans Can Do To Stop ThemEdit

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