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Hair so perfect he just couldn't be gay!

Gavin Newsom says he isn't gay, but is mayor of San Francisco. He won reelection despite claiming he isn't gay and cheating with the wife of his campaign manager and best friend. He also went into alcohol rehab, but in San Francisco that isn't considered a political minus.

Mayor Gavin Christopher Newsom (born October 10, 1967) is the current mayor of The Liberal Godless Gay Republic of San Francisco. A gay Bear-loving Democrat, Newsom was elected mayor in 2003, becoming San Francisco's youngest mayor in 100 years. In 2004, Newsom gained national attention when he issued a directive to the San Francisco city-county clerk to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Thats just how pinko commies roll.

As Mayor, he signed the Health Choices Plan in 2007 to provide San Francisco residents with universal healthcare. This is the sort of anti-capitalist nonsense that he will likely bring to the White House, or Rainbow House, if he runs for president. Under Newsom, San Francisco joined the Kyoto Protocol, which limits life-giving pollutants and allows Japan partial rule over San Francisco.

Newsom is a candidate for Governor in the 2010 gubernatorial election. Of course, being such a pansy, it will be hard to fill the shoes of the Governator.

He also endorsed Hillary Clinton for President in 2007, serving as one of her campaign's co-chairs and campaigning on her behalf in Iowa to this we say lol sucks to be you fag hag.

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