when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Gary Herbert, also known as Gay Pervert, is the governor of the state of Utah. He is an old gay pervert who harrasses little boys. He was born in Provo in 1924, the same year Jimmy Carter was born.
In 1924, Satan and Andrew Jackson were working to send devils to America. After Jimmy Carter was sent to Georgia, Gary Herbert, I mean Gay Pervert, was sent to Utah. In his early life, he dreamed about destroying America. Even when The Greatest President Ever and Stephen Colbert were sent by God.
Gary Herbert today, I mean Gay Pervert todayEdit
Today, Gary Herbert, I mean Gay Pervert, is the governor of The Pansy State, along with Jimmie Johnson, I mean Jimme Queerbait. He is a mormon, and he built the mormon temple in Provo.