Gary Ackerman is the House Representative for New York's 5th district, The Fightin' 5th! He is a Democrat.

Ignoring The Gay Threat To AmericaEdit

During hearings on the U.S. State Department’s 2008 budget, Ackerman criticized the U.S. military's 'Don't Go There, Girlfriend' policy on service members, and that the Pentagon “seems more afraid of gay people than they are [of] terrorists.”

Aiding And Abetting TerrorismEdit

Ackerman then went on to provide a detailed plan for our enemies in Iraq to implement:

“...get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad.”

Have you no shame, sir?

Gary Ackerman
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 5th" district of the state of New York
TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
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