Hey, where the hell is
Garden of Eden???
I don't care all that matters is that it's AMERICAN...hey nice ass, lady!
God Touching Adam
"Garden of Eden"
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.

OMG! Adam thought he pwned GofE! Wot a noob! ROTFL!!

The Garden of Eden is God's own garden, where Adam and Eve frolicked.

Where Is It? Edit

The Garden of Eden was stolen and loaded onto 500 semi trucks and shipped to the West Texas Desert where it was replanted, next to a 7/11 and a nuclear power plant. Naturally, the nuclear plant provides air conditioning so that the plants can grow to full height in the Western Desert.

What Happened There? Edit

Noone is really sure, except God, and he ain't talking. But bibleologists think Eve got tricked into wanting an apple by an evil liberal snake, who told her it would help with her PMS. She told Adam about it, and he initially refused. But after days of nagging he finally gave in and gave it to her.


The apple tree is now under new management

What's In It? Edit

  • Jesus (but only on weekends) (sometimes Thursday night maybe)
  • An apple tree
  • Rainbows (but not the gay kind) (definitely not)
  • Elves
  • Pillsbury Doughboy
  • A small wooden chapel
  • Unicorns
  • Organic plants only
  • All creatures great and small

What's Not In It? Edit

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