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Along with prostitution, gambling is one of the first 10 professions[1]

In addition, gambling, as every child knows, is very much like cocaine addiction. Meaning it is good, very very good.[1]

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  1. The other 8 are:
    1. garbage collector
    2. mortician
    3. hitman
    4. DMV clerk
    5. politician
    6. lobbyist
    7. lawyer and
    8. spokesmodel

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