Gabrielle Giffords
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 8th" district of the state of Arizona
Gabrielle Giffords
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

Gabrielle Giffords is a representative from the 8th congressional district of Arizona.

A Real American hero tried to convince Congresswoman Giffords to quit politics and spend more time with her family, instead he got arrested for trying to liberate us from this communist agent.[1]

Her InternsEdit

Like every libural politician, she hired a former male nurse as her intern, that's not a real man!


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TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Gabrielle Giffords gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Gabrielle Giffords by unloading your gut onto this page.

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