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GOPtimism

A beautiful example of good ol' red-blooded GOPtimism.

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America: We own the world, bitch.

GOPtimism is a form of truthiness that always holds a great truthy vision for the vision of America. A GOPtimist knows that, while every country in history has lost its status as the most powerful country in the world, that will never happen to America. America will not be weakened by the Iraq War or economically surpassed by China. We will always be the ones offering, not asking for, help. And the American dollar will always ALWAYS be worth more than the Canadian dollar.

Known GOPtimistsEdit

  • Mitt Romney: Believes that America had its own Jesus.
  • Jesus: He knows the future, so he knows that this country will rock until he comes back.

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