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"THIS IS AN OFFICIAL INTERNAL REPUBLICAN PARTY MEMO, DO NOT DISSEMINATE TO THE PRESS OR NON-MEMBERS. AFTER READING AND COMMITTING THIS INFORMATION TO MEMORY, PLEASE DISPOSE IN THE MANNER PRESCRIBED IN YOUR REPUBLICAN HANDBOOK. GOD BLESS AMERICA."


It is the duty of all Republicans to recite The Party Mantra 5 times every day, while facing someone's ass, preferably their boss'.

  1. before getting out of who's ever bed you slept in
  2. as you discipline your wife/children
  3. before speaking on record
  4. at every Republican meeting/church service
  5. before going to sleep

The GOP MantraEdit

- The Party is my only salvation; I will have no other party before me.

- The Party is bigger than any one individual; The Party has been here before me, The Party will survive without me.

- The Party is infallible; The Party makes no mistakes; The Party is never wrong.

- My Faith in The Party will not be diminished.

God Bless America

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