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It is the duty of all Republicans to recite The Party Mantra 5 times every day, while facing someone's ass, preferably their boss'.
- before getting out of who's ever bed you slept in
- as you discipline your wife/children
- before speaking on record
- at every Republican meeting/church service
- before going to sleep
The GOP MantraEdit
- The Party is my only salvation; I will have no other party before me.
- The Party is bigger than any one individual; The Party has been here before me, The Party will survive without me.
- The Party is infallible; The Party makes no mistakes; The Party is never wrong.
- My Faith in The Party will not be diminished.