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Official Republican Party Terrorist Description Chart

Choose ONLY ONE item from each column to create the name to describe who America is fighting against.
Create a new description for each news cycle.

Middle Eastern-sounding Adjective, to be added to "Terrorist" Terrorist Position Weapon to be Used Portion of America Targeted
Islamo- al Qaeda's Number 2 Man liquids in airplane carry-on bags The Children
Jihadi- Liberal Candidate cosmetology tools Our Freedoms
Arab- reporter/journalist paper products Our Way of Life
Neo- Jew office supplies The Greatest President-EVER!'s father
-Fascist video games Halliburton's bottom line
spinach (other things you put in your mouth, including medicine)
the infrastructure (the water supply, the electricity grid, nuclear power plants, oil pipelines, etc.)

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