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G. Gordon Liddy is a great American Patriot who served in the FBI and who in no way shape or form hates women.


When President Richard Nixon discovered that the pipes in the Democrat Headquarters were leaking he convinced Liddy to resign his FBI badge and become a plumber. While doing some late-night renovations on the waterworks of the Democrat Party offices at the Watergate Hotel in Washington, D.C., Liddy was accidentally arrested along with a bunch of Hispanic illegals who had broken into the hotel to replace all the catsup with salsa.

Woodward and Bernstein, a couple of Soviet terrorist spies under the command of commie spymaster Ben Bradlee, posed as liberal journalists and blew the whole thing way out of proportion. It should surprise no one that they were working for the Washington Post.

Liddy went to jail in protest of Nixon's untimely resignation in face of the horrible slanders levied against him.

When Liddy got out of prison he proved his great genius by writing books, starting a radio show and attempting to single handedly save America. Unfortunately the vast left wing conspiracy was too great for him and he couldn't prevent Bill Clinton from being elected President. It wasn't until Dr. Stephen Colbert, DFA got his show that the tide turned. Although Liddy keeps up the good fight, Dr. Colbert is actually single handedly saving America himself.

This does not stop Liddy from being a Great American Hero.

In 2009, he warned America that Chairman Hussein Obama's choice for America's Supremest Court Ever, Maria Sotomayor, may have rag issues.

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