When Jesus went to heaven, he told his followers to let snakes bite them, dance around, and to speak in "tongues". He told the women to wear their hair long, wear long dresses, and to not wear makeup. These truthy Christians are now known as Pentecostals.
They believe in the literal word of the Bible. But not just any old Bible, it has to be the one and only New American Bible. Any other Bible takes away from what America/Jesus originally intended to say.
- Letting snakes bite their extremities.
- Dancing in circles while 'speaking in tongues'.
Again, they believe every word of the Bible. They believe that after the flood, Noah's son raped him in a vineyard, along with his two daughters so they could get pregnant. This is why it is believed today that Noah was from West Virginia.
Everyone else goes straight to Hell.