Its a liberal conspiracy/plot. Think about it: if you have fun, you cant work as much. If you arent working, then your arent making money. If you arent making money, then you have to rely on food stamps. If you rely on food stamps then you are relying on the government, which worse than burning a flag. Then the government becomes a socialcommunistic regime, which is what our brave soldiers fought and died for againts the Russkys. Finally, if the soldiers die for nothing, then the terrorits win.