"French River"
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You know that river in France (or those Canadian towns named for those rivers in France ... freakin' Canadians).

The French gotta have at least one river don't they?

The only French river that starts in France is a river of intermittent flow.

The main source of this river is the bladders of the French themselves. The flow starts as/when they surrender.

For the last three hundred years this river has not yet ceased to flow.

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