is an American Political Party.

The mascot of the Freedomtarian party is the buffalo, an American animal chosen for its trampling ability.

The Freedomtarian party is an American political party founded by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.. Freedomtarians believe that freedom is paramount, but in order to preserve our freedoms, our liberties must occassionally be trampled upon. For example, they support the Greatest President's wiretapping of the American people, arguing that while it may curtail liberty now, later we will be freer. Furthermore, they support universal healthcare arguing that if healthcare is free of choices and cheap we will all be healthier. Freedom is not the ability to choose for oneself, rather the ability to get things for free. If healthcare becomes more affordable, it will be closer to being free.

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