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Also known as "The freedom for republican women only tower"

Upon completion, will be the most patriotic of buildings in America. So patriotic, it was even built upon the remains of other patriots! Can't say that, can you Statue of Liberty? [[Image:P1010035.jpg|thumb|left|The building so patriotic, it even has what looks like to be a patriot missile on the roof! Take THAT, terrorists!

It will be amazing in every way. From fending off terrorists, to serving people food. It is a symbol of Greatness. It will be 1776 feet tall in honor of the year The Greatest Country On Earth was founded. The Baby Jesus gives this building a thumbs up.

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