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Freddie Mac
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Freddie Mac

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Pimpin' Mortgages since 1989

Was the head pimp of the socialist liberal big government money give-aways. His Christian birth name is "Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation". Since going "gangsta", he has been able to corral a stable-full of girls to spread his budget of American taxpayers' money to every lazy, meth-making ex-con in every ghetto in America.

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PRIVATIZE
THE PROFIT,
SOCIALIZE
THE DEBT

Since the greatest President ever took office it has become a wonderful establishment that helps bail out corporations and in turn has to be bailed out by the Feds.

The new motto of all real American capitalists is "PRIVATIZE THE PROFIT, SOCIALIZE THE DEBT"

(In no way shape or form is this anything like socialism).

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