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Frans de Waal
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
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January 30, 3008

we are no different from the apes, won't mind when Stephen throws his feces at him, Frans de Waal

Dr. Colbert has a very impressive display

large primate without a tail, so you're an ape

if one is on two feet, one is a dancing bear

likes bananas and grooms

God gave Stephen a soul

Stephen will show his soul to Waal after he shows him his tail

to protect our ego

chimps get more respect than bonobos

  • chimps are dominant oriented
  • territorial
  • bonobos friendlier
  • sexier
  • hippie primates
    • make love, not war
    • uses sex to resolve conflicts
    • very little straight bonobo sex

calling ourselves apes

Stephen has a monkey brain, a large monkey brain

humans have language

apes do not write

DNA is 98.5% similar


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