Franklin Pierce

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Franklin Pierce
was the 14th President of the United States of America
Party: Democrat   Term of Office: 1853-1857

Franklin Pierce, known in some female and gay circles as "the hottie president". Gross.

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We Polked you in 1844; we shall Pierce you in 1852.
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~Democratic Party Slogan
Franklin Pierce's election campaign

Franklin Pierce was the 14th President of the United States of America. He was a total pretty boy. He was also a psychotic killer who earned the surname of Pierce because he stabbed people a lot. Although he was born Franklin Pendragon of Bismarck, the wizard Merlin christened him Franklin Pierce after beholding his lunatic knifing of the First Dog.

As Pierce was one of the worst presidents of all time, it should come as no surprise to anyone that he was a Democrat. As he was a Democrat, it should come as no surprise that Pierce died of the the liver cirrhosis.

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