Al Franken
Frank Rich
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy
Al Franken
Frank Rich has earned

Great or Greatest War Ever Sold? Make up your mind

Frank Rich (born after the Great Depression), is one of Dr. Stephen Colbert's foes at The New York Times. When he's not busy trying to plug a book on The Colbert Report, you can see him bashing America on C-SPAN or on some other Liberal, Blame America Firster or communist network. Frank is an active member of the NRA, presumably the only member of that Manly organization who uses guns to compensate.

January 19, 2009 NailingEdit

Frank Rich
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

  • Stephen will ask him what he will be giving Barack Obama for an inauguration present, besides a free ride
  • not in Washington to cut the ribbon on the tax and spend machine
  • Stephen touches politicians with his elbows
  • relentless critic
    • he's tickled pink
  • never wrote in his column "could have been worse"
    • smaller than life
    • like average guy
  • gave hope to those of us who've just phoned it in all our lives
    • hope for mediocrity
  • how will Rich transition from unflinching critic to unflinching "yes-man"
  • all the news that fit to piss everybody off
  • spent his entire career around newspapers
    • newspapers may not survive
    • may become diesel mechanic
    • Maureen Dowd learning to give pedicures

Frank Rich Factoids Edit

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