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FReedom fACT on January 31, 2006

The only flavor of fact based on freedom and only freedom. Discovered by Stephen Colbert, who also coined the name for those special gut-based facts: FReedom fACT.

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October 19, 2005

  • America's 50 states are each better than the next, no matter what order you put them in.

October 24, 2005

  • Orville and Wilbur Wright flew the first-ever airplane in 1903. But did you know they were both American?

October 27, 2005

  • America has 50 states. That's more than Canada and Mexico COMBINED.
  • Five of the greatest lakes in the world are in America.
  • Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a K! His name was probably 'Carl' Marx and he didn't even realize it.

November 15, 2005

  • Every single person depicted on Mount Rushmore is an American!

January 25, 2006

  • The USA is #1 in the world in all of these categories:
  • Most States
  • Most State Senators
  • Most State Congressman

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