Fozzie Bear is a second lieutenant in the Bear Corps of Paraguay and has eaten three members of the Partridge Family with no remorse. Born on June 29, 1953, Fozzie Bear has always shown promise among the ranks of bears, whether it's his wise-cracking personality (which is only amusing to other bears) or his deadly killing skills (one of the most dangerous bears next to Colbear) he had promise. He quickly rose to the ranks of Dance Commander, but after his affair with pop sensation Jessica Simpson he was promptly demoted to Private First Class. The other bears clearly didn't approve of his interspecies relations and he was punished for his sexual deviancy. Fozzie has been slowly working his way back to the top, mostly by killing members of the Green Party, and is now back on track to possibly make it to a rank as high as Vice Admiral Sr.
Fozzie Bear Scare Edit
Fozzie Bear is infamous for his infiltration of young children's minds via the comical group known as the Muppets. On Muppet television programs and films Fozzie tried manipulating children to kill Ronald Reagan by using the phrase 'Wocka! Wocka!', which is actually a southern dialect of Mandarin meaning 'Kill Ronnie! Kill Ronnie!' Thankfully our hero Ronald Reagan died in a bloody battle against the Communists in southern New Mexico before a child actually got to the former President.
No one can be quite sure what the future holds for Fozzie Bear, many say he has been hiding in the back hills of West Virginia where no government agency can find him. Others say he is working on another Muppet project where he'll surely have another evil plot to thwart America. No matter what the truth is, one thing is certain, he is very dangerous.
Famous People Edit
Fozzie Bear has often been associated with:
- Often seen wearing a Bowtie
- Once tried to conquer space in Muppets From Space
- Tried to destroy the Sphinx
- Raging alcoholic
- Plays a mean guitar
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