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discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.

Fossils are specially shaped rocks that God imbedded in the Earth for humans to find. Even though the Earth is only 6000 years old, some of these fossils He made to appear millions of years old and look like petrified animal bones. He did this in His ulimate wisdom to test the faith of humans. Nonetheless, some liberals, scientists, and other sinners claim that they are somehow evidence that the planet is actually much older than God says. Apparently they enjoy attacking peoples' religion.

Medieval EuropeansEdit

  • fossils
  • dragons

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