A fork is an eating utensil that is also used for stabbing. Forks come in a variety of shaped and sizes, that help when eating different foods or stabbing different things. Stabbing things is fun. Thus, forks are fun. Forks are especially fun when used in the act of stabbing bears or terrorists.
Forks can be used to eat foods such as cake, pie, pancakes, waffles, french toast, eggs, noodles, pasta, lasagna, meatballs, meatloaf, roast beef, sausages, corn, yams, peas, beans, chili, brocoli, green beans, cauliflower, potatoes, turkey, chicken, polygons, salad, tater-tots, sardines, rice, steak, spinach, and fetaccini.
Forks can also be used to stab things such as boxes, bears, terrorists, cannibals, power outlets (not recommended), backpacks, commmunists, pillows, carpets, bears, walls, trees, computers, Tom Cruise, bears, books, terrorists, other forks, less awesome spoons, cars, the ground, golf carts, chairs, bears, rocks, printers, rulers, watches, clocks, terrorists, clouds, clowns, bears, nuclear missles, boats, water, Tucan Sam, and bears.