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After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Foot-In-Mouth Disease


Foot-In-Mouth disease is a disease millions of politicans suffer from worldwide. The disease was first discovered during the Roman Empire. The disease peaked during the British Empire and is now making a comeback. The disease makes a politician say one thing or "lie" but when they are confronted with reality they either a) retract their previous statement, b) lie their way out of it, c)jump to another subject, d) make a somewhat "look on the bright side" "truthy" statement, or in extreme cases e) tell you to go "F**K yourself and become very belligerent. (See: Dick Cheney)

When your words, statements or rhetoric comes back to bite you in the ass, you are suffering from Foot-In-Mouth Disease. Not to be confused with Foot-And-Mouth Disease, Mad Cow Disease or the 21th century Leprosy BKA Restless Leg Syndrome, which is something totally different. See Dr. Senator Bill Frist (An actual medical doctor who can make a medical diagnosis just by looking at a videotape see: Terri Schiavo) and future President of The United States of America. (Stephen Called it way before it will come to pass)

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