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Since 9-11, Americans have been under the loving care and firm guidance of The Greatest President Ever! Due to his most efficient protection, America has not suffered another attack as the one that happened under Bill Clinton (no pun intended).

The safety of Americans under the ever-watchful eye of The Greatest Administration Ever has become a standard which all other loser nations have strived stroved strivended tried to copy.

Americans know that other countries may not understand how best to fight terrorism (over there and not over here), so to show other countries how it's done, the Justice Department has compiled a list of terrorist plots foiled because we have the Patriot Act.

Foiled Terrorist PlotsEdit

Terrorist Plots Foiled,
September 12, 2001 - January 19, 2009
Year Code Name for Operation State Number of Arrests Potential Number of Americans Saved
2004 The 2004 John Kerry Presidential Campaign All 50 US states plus territories. *classified* Potentially all 300 million American citizens
post year-2 post nickname-2 post state-2 post # of arrests-2 # of Saved Americans-2

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