Focus On The Family
is a proud and perfect
reflection of the Republican Party.

Focus on the Family (FOTF) is a sacred American institution, like the Boy Scouts and The One True Church.

They are the self-appointed guardians of all things American.


Run by James Dobson.

Focus on the Family Radio Show with Dr. James Dobson with Newt Gingrich

The Growing Threat of Radical Islam. - apparently the threat also applies to Newt's extramarital affairs.

does not cover muslim kids getting radical by skateboarding off a minaret

Newt had fallen short of his own standards, and even God's.

It's easy to be faithful to your wife and condemn adultery, but to be a hypocrite and condemn another man's infidelities? That takes courage.

War On ChristmasEdit

See main article: War On Christmas

Every year, FOTF compiles a list of stores that are the battle ground for soldiers fighting so that every American can hear Merry Christmas when they worship the Lord Jesus Christ.

The list is posted in an internets tube (here) for every American to experience. has been given special permission to repost it here, with no repercussions or charges of copyright infringement forthcoming.

FOTF also offers special t-shirts to let everyone know where they stand in the War on Christmas!

Buy them for your family today!

The Good
Mentions "Christmas"
The Bad
Only token references
The Ugly
Censors "Christmas"
Mixed Reviews
For varied reasons
  • American Eagle Outfitters
  • Bath and Body Works
  • Bed, Bath and Beyond
  • Big Lots
  • Dillard's
  • Hobby Lobby
  • Home Goods
  • JC Penny
  • JoAnn Fabrics
  • KB Toys
  • Linen N' Things
  • Lord & Taylor
  • L.L. Bean
  • Macy's
  • Micheals
  • Mrs. Field's Cookies
  • Neiman Marcus
  • Sam's Club
  • Sears
  • Wal-Mart
  • Ace Hardware
  • Best Buy
  • Bloomingdale's
  • Borders
  • The Gap
  • Kohl's
  • Marshalls
  • Staples
  • Banana Republic
  • Barnes & Noble
  • Circuit City
  • Dick's Sporting Goods
  • Disney Store
  • eBay
  • Eddie Bauer
  • Lane Bryant
  • Old Navy
  • Petco
  • Sports Authority
  • Discovery Channel Store
  • Kmart
  • Home Depot
  • Land's End
  • Lowe's
  • Nordstrom
  • Office Max
  • PetSmart
  • Pier 1
  • Target
  • Toys-R-Us
  • Walgreen's
Focus On The Family
is a Member of the
NAMBLA Family of Associations
Since 1333

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