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A Red Haired temptress playing the flute.

If there happens to be any cute girls in a school band (at best maybe two, at worst a male flute player), they are easily located because they will always be playing the flute[1]. The flute makes a pleasant noise that sounds like a bird. Unfortunately this bird is not a bald eagle, otherwise the flute's sould would be that of America kicking ass.

  1. There may be a few cute oboe players, but stay away! Female oboists are always batshit crazy!

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