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Here we see that Landis's balls are even bigger than the breasts of 2 French Tour de France sluts.

Professional bicyclist, winner of the 2006 Tour de France, and runner-up to Stephen Colbert for largest balls in the world. He's noted for his high level of testosterone, higher even than Colbert's. Nearly 3 times the level that indicate normal, non-American athletes are taking synthetic testosterone. Results are not yet in on whether he achieved a new world testosterone record.

The French hate Landis, because he destroyed them in their own pussy sport of bicycling, much like Lance Armstrong in the days of yore. They also hate Landis because he is an American, and they hate all Americans who aren't godless communists like Michael Moore.

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