Flight Attendants: (Not to be confused with Slutty Flight Attendants) Are trained professionals skilled in making sure you don't get your requested extra pillow while the plane continues on its four hour holding pattern over a fogged in airport. They bring nothing but misery and make Stephen and The Baby Jesus cry.
What Flight Attendants DoEdit
- Wake you from your cozy slumber by smacking you in the shoulder with their fat asses every time they waddle down the aisle.
- Spread HIV
- "Help" your children in the lavatory.
- Sick the Air Marshalls on you when are Mile High Clubing.
- Look at you like you are a Terrorist if you ask for, "...the whole can of soda."
- Smell like wrestlers.
Sad Flight Attendant FactsEdit
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Avoiding Flight AttendantsEdit
- Go Greyound
- Stay home, watch TV, eat donuts, drink beer.
- Slutty Flight Attendant
- Gay Wink
- Gay Bears
- Tom Cruise
- John Travolta
- Steven Slater
- Flight Attendant goes nuts
- Steven Slater: one of the cool Stevens
- Flight Attendant receives "Alpha Dog of the Week" honor
- CGI loves Steven Slater
- The Rise of Flight Attendants
- The dangerous Flight Attendants
- Steven Slater is an awesome guy
- inflatable slides to be mandatory
- Airplanes: Happiest place on the air
- Flight Attendants are people too?
- other ways Steven Slater could have quit
- non-slutty flight attendant demands free money! For shame!