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Flamingo gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™, it is your duty to report Flamingo to the authorities.
The Flamingo is a large pink bird that is considered one of the gayest animals in existence and the gayest bird still alive.
Flamingos live in hot, wet environments, like the bathhouses of San Francisco. The flamingo assumed the role of "gayest bird" after the Dodo became extinct by committing the social suicide of choosing to live the homosexual lifestyle. This lifestyle choice really puts the "flaming" in flamingo and has been the biggest boon to the homo-avian agenda since the flock of seagulls haircut. Many conservationists fear the flamingo is destined for same future as the Dodo due to the rising tide of homosinsuality among the flamingo population. While the gay flamingo population has been growing along to the rhythmic latin beats of Gloria Estefan's music, they, like their "human" counterparts, want not only to live together in their sin, but to indoctrinate a new generation into their decadent life choice.
It is assumed that once The Gays have tired of their Box Turtle and Man on dog sexual games, they will find receptive partners among the flamingo community.