Fisting Statue of Liberty
is a proud and perfect
reflection of the Republican Party.

Fisting Statue of Liberty is a more active version of The Statue Of Liberty. It is the pre-emptive-striking, Bush Doctrine-following, gun-toting Republican Goddess of every red-blooded all-American man!


Differences Between The TwoEdit

Attribute Old Statue New Better Statue
Country of Origin France America's Heartland
Props a book and a lamp The Bible and a gun
Style of Literature
closely associated with it
poetry misspelled protest sign

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