First Lady

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Without a monarchy, the new and fledgling nation America needed a way to honor the wife of their President-king. For the presidents who married women, the title of First Lady was created.

Duties of the First LadyEdit

Smile. Be pretty. Stay away from bears.

Former First LadiesEdit

Choosing a President Based on His "Wife"Edit

What A Regular Woman Can Do To Be Like A First LadyEdit

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