Who Can Become A Fireman?Edit
- Sorry Ladies
What Education Does A Fireman Need?Edit
- must be able to identify a fire
- must be able to identify water
- Not much else
What Does A Fireman Do?Edit
- They hose things off with their hoses. These things could be anything. Houses, cars, buildings, women, black people in Alabama...
What Special Equipment Do Firemen Need?Edit
- a firetruck
- a fireproof uniform
- A hose. The longer, the better...
- one of those poles to slide down between floors
- They also keep it M O B ALL DAY EVERYDAY
Where Do Firemen Work?Edit
- Wherever there's a fire.
How Much Money Do Firemen Make?Edit
On or off the job?
Are Firemen Socialist?Edit
Are Firemen Communist/un-american/Sekret Mooslims?Edit
Of course notYep. And gay too!
The New Free Market FirefightersEdit
As always, the liburals hate this idea.
- Socialist Hippies demand the abolishment of free market public services.