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Al Franken
Firefox has earned

Firefox is the web browser created by Mozilla in order to combat the Great America corporation Microsoft's Internet Explorer. The project is open-source, which means that every geek, bum, or teenager with too much time on his hands can get a piece of the programming action, which is against God's Plan for America.

As well as being the symbol of Internet-based freedom and hippies, Firefox has also been endorsed by the magnificent Stephen Colbert. Thanks to Firefox, liberals can download porn just that much faster.

Firefox-Specific Features Edit


Forget Netscape! What are you waiting for? Get Firefox now!!

  • Completely free, helping the free market
  • Developed by people that care about the Internet, and The Baby Jesus
  • Recommended by the Department of Homeland Security, so it will be easier to track people likely to be smokin' weed
  • The first browser to have tabs!

Things Firefox Cannot Yet Do Edit

  • Leech off your computer
  • Be dangerously attached to your Windows computer. (Addons allow this feature.)
  • Be lethal to open and use
  • Ensure anyone can share your wifi

Pictures of Firefox Edit

Firefox 1

Firefox in its natural habitat.

Firefox 2
Firefox, as advertised in a field by aliens.

Firefox 3
Wow. Firefox can be sexy too.

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