A firefly is a little glowy bug thingy that...well...flies. We suspect that that could be a sign they're armed with explosives, and thus suspect that they are a threat to National Security.
- created by the council of doom, then sold to the world.
- when annoyed, can set things on fire with their mind
- release a firey explosion when they are squished (you do NOT want to test this theory)
- are what really provides light in light bulbs
- do not light the sky with the moon like that Hippie Peter Frampton claims
|Firefly is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition
This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.