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A firefly is a little glowy bug thingy that...well...flies. We suspect that that could be a sign they're armed with explosives, and thus suspect that they are a threat to National Security.

FireFly FactsEdit

  • created by the council of doom, then sold to the world.
  • when annoyed, can set things on fire with their mind
  • release a firey explosion when they are squished (you do NOT want to test this theory)
  • are what really provides light in light bulbs
  • do not light the sky with the moon like that Hippie Peter Frampton claims

Evil dolphin
Stephen hates utah
Firefly is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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