Fire is a close relative to the bear as both are godless and hateful creatures. And, even though they are both mindless killing zombie humanoids, fire and bears are mortal enemies. That is why fire feels so hot when you touch it, because it is always pissed off, (due to an enlarged medula oblongota).
Aside from bears, fire has another enemy, its brother, ice. They will forever be locked in battle with one another, and the epic battle, scientists say, will be the cause of the extinction of the human race.
Fire should always be fought with fire, and ocasionally water.
- Depending on how big it is...fire can completely disappear when under your ass. This can lead to some ass showing. An uncomfortable situation indeed. (Depending on the condition of said ass)