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Actress Tom Cruise at the premier of one movie or another "smiling" and pointing, but not winking.

Tom is NOT winking gay.

  • Look at the photo carefully... he is winking, but wearing dark glasses to conceal it. Tom is buried in the closet, under Katie Holmes soiled underthings (to hide the fact he is wearing them). See my post at Tom Cruise. I have been winked at by him. It can be confirmed by my ex-girlfriend's super-retarded adopted Russian son.

Even he was creeped out by Tom.

Tom likes bears, Harley Davidson bears best. If I were gay, I would be a bear. But I'm not, I only dance and wrestle with my wife, Who of course, is Uberhot.

Respectfully, --PhantomDuck 19:26, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

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