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Houston, We Have A Solution - Andy Cobb
April 23, 2009
Of course, there are many, many delightful Texans of the non-yahoo variety. But those of you who are so bummed about impending "socialism" or "fascism" or "Islamobadstuff" that you'd like to leave shouldn't be given the impression that we'd miss you. It's cool. We can stay in touch on Facebook or whatever.
If using "Clan Of The Cave Bear" footage to describe the end result of Libertarianism seems to imply Libertarians are misguided regressives who would return us to lives that are primitive, brutish, and short...yeah, that sounds about right.
Some commenting tips for the inevitable Ron Paul supporters:
1. I know your candidate doesn't literally advocate trading guns or rocks, but I'm being generous. His actual proposals are far more impractical.
2. I beseech you, before you leave your adorably earnest comments, spell check. For the love of God, spell check.
3. The caps lock is released by depressing the key marked "caps lock" on the left side of your keyboard. I encourage you to avail yourself of the dynamic range its use provides. Best of luck! (Or, in Ron Paul fanboy speak: "BEST OF LUCK LMAO RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL NO IMF!!!!!!")
By Andy Cobb.
Check out more Andy Cobb satire here, with the mighty Public Service Administration:
(Purists could argue whether or not Karl Rove is a Texan, he was not born there, but long made it his home. If this fails to live up to your standards of accuracy in Youtube videos, I happily concede the point. I.O.U. 96 seconds of precious life).