optimized version of All-American-Mom2.png, for parody only, or try begging WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBear for expanded abuse.
An all-American Mom, who posesses an uncanny resemblence to drag queen, Brini Maxwell, now with hotdog. This picture is for parody use ONLY. Base image of Brini: Originally: img_gallery_pop008-1.gif (linked from slide show) "Brini relaxing on the grass in Central Park with a book (The Dress Doctor, by Edith Head) during shooting for the show open.", Photo: Phil Montuori, © 2005 V.R.U.S.P. Productions, Inc.
The pie: Originally: , Copyright © 2006, Weblogs, Inc., All rights reserved.
The baseball: Originally: , © National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum, Inc.
The flag: Originally: , Copyright © 1997-2002 Alexander Paul, All rights reserved.
Hot dog: Originally found on , using google.
Then all mixed together.
In accordance with TITLE 17 > CHAPTER 1 > § 107, this file is believed to be covered by the fair use clause as a work of parody.