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A ficus

Ficus is latin for "tree that dies indoors unless Stephen speaks to it"

The Academy of Basic Cable Arts and Sciences uses the ficus in their logo along with a chair and a nondescript blue curtain.

Stephen Colbert planted some ficuses in his desk/grass, because he can report the news on any surface.

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