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A "Fear Slogan" isn't as bad as it sounds, really. It's just a way to keep people focused on what's important.

There is nothing wrong with using "Fear Slogans".

"Fear" is a natural emotion.

And "Slogans" are just catchy ways to remember things.

So, putting the two together is good for America. And democracy. And freedom.

Some Fear SlogansEdit

  • THE TERROR COLOR HAS BEEN RAISED!!!
  • A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE WAS FOUND!!!
  • THE POWER WENT OUT!!!
  • THERE IS CHATTER!!!
  • A BLACK FAMILY MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
  • A GAY COUPLE ADOPTED SOME ORPHANS!!!
  • SOMEONE HAD AN ABORTION!!!
  • AL QAEDA RELEASED A TAPE!!!
  • Michael J. Fox is FAKING!!!

How Fear Slogans Are UsedEdit

  • on bumper stickers
  • as an essential part of all rational, reasonable discussions
  • on TV, or radio

God Bless America.

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